The Real Culcheral Capital

Today marks the final day of Cork’s year as European Capital of Culture.

Tomorrow, January 1st 2006, Cork reverts to its normal role as Culchie Capital of Ireland.

There are no prizes for guessing which role it is better equipped for.

They’re arrogant culchies too. As the saying goes, “Cork people are like lawyers*, they have no real idea how much the rest of the country genuinely dislikes them.”

* insert here the profession or employee group you most despise, or that of the person in your immediate company who you’d most like to insult. E.g. bankers, teachers, Microsoft employees etc..